A mass e-mail sent on Tuesday:
Subject line: My world is cold and without hope. Ha ha.
Just so y'all know.
I got rejected.
Rejected faster than a guy in white loafers and a mullet from Chippendales.
Faster than a proposal for a show that actually makes sense for the WB.
And my liver works too well for its own damn good.
love, Molly the Perpetually Obtuse
Forever 23, my ass - 01.25.06
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My nose hurts - 01.16.06
And really bad eggs - 01.13.06
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