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Look! I do a lot of dumb things. I know I do a lot of dumb things, but I still try to explain them. 10 Half-Assed Justifications 1) "Yeah, I smoke, but I don't eat meat so that cancels it out." 2) "Yeah, I doubled, OK *tripled* the butter in the recipe, but I don't eat meat so that cancels it out." 3) "'I want you to want me' was playing while I was thinking of him, so that is why I got drunk at noon and called him to profess my love." 4) "It worked on Friends." 5) "It worked on The Simpsons." 6) "If I buy regular cigarettes, I'll cut down on the amount I smoke." 7) "Cuz Bruce Springsteen told me to." 8) "It's Christmas/Halloween/ my birthday/ Leap Day/ Australia Day/ etc., damnit." 9) "It's that time of the month and I'm gushing like a teenaged girl in love." 10) "He/she/it sucks. That's why." Forever 23, my ass - 01.25.06 P-Nutz - 01.20.06 My nose hurts - 01.16.06 And really bad eggs - 01.13.06 I ain't no Alex Trebek - 01.11.06 � |
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