Breaking News Flash - 12.14.01 - 1:03 am
Look!

So, guess what I learned tonight?

There is such a thing as true love.

I was staring at the sky, and I asked, "If there is such a thing as true love...". Before I could finish, this big ole meteor shot across the sky.

I was going to ask about my chances of finding this true love, but I didn't want to push my luck. The cosmos don't like it when you're nosey.

So, I am content in knowing that there is, in fact, true love. The specifics remain unknown but fuck it.

The universe doesn't lie.

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