Super Uber Sperm - 06.09.02 - 9:55 pm
Look!

Heat-seeking ubersperm, man.

I swear there's something wacky going on w/my uterus and the only cause I can think of is heat-seeking ubersperm. If I start to feel something kicking my spine, I don't know what the hell I am going to do.

Seriously, though. I need to go to the doctor. This isn't normal. While I'm happy that I don't have to deal w/The Flow anymore, that happiness is overwhelmed by the worry. Like I said: This isn't normal.

Enough w/the lady problems. Here's a chronological list-type thing detailing the last three days:

Friday- Another rejection, ducks, coffee, people can't run away when they're over 18, right? That's when it becomes just plain 'leaving' and there's nothing wrong w/leaving.

Saturday- Shopping for pink skirts and Tom Waits, pretzels, more ducks.

Sunday- For the first time in 13 years, I am not going to camp. Cried, worked, ate popsicles, oh my GOD where did I get so many DUCKS?

Rah, rah recap!

You know how sometimes a lot of random things happen in a short period of time and you want to write about everything, but worry that your emotions bore people, so you say 'fuck it' and eat another popsicle?

I do.

You remember Reverend Porno? Well, I'm changing his nickname. No one calls him that and it confuses me. He is Mr. Creepy.

Anyhoo, Mr. Creepy was hanging out all day today and, dude, I really don't like him. He keeps complimenting me (Ooooh, poor Molly. Shut up.) and it's freaking my shit out. Like today he checks out this dollar store romance and says "I'm going to look for a girl like you in this book." Then he says I have a pretty necklace but "the background is better." Thank fucking Jeebus I have a few necklaces and can say he was talking about my neck.

One of my supervisors is dead set on banning this man, but he hasn't crossed any lines lately. Granted, my idea of 'inappropriate' is slightly skewed (thank you very much, public schooling), but he's quickly reaching that label. I must evoke skeeviness.

OK, I'm going to bed now. I get to wake up at dawn. Yay!

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