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Look! I keep having dreams where my wrist tattoo disappears or morphs into something very ugly. It's a little disconcerting, actually. And, in the same dream, Jerkface had a brand new girlfriend who was just really fucking dumb. I smacked him and asked, "What the fuck is wrong with you?" and he said, "I still feel like nothing next to you" which is a line from a Sleater-Kinney song and I was like, "What the fuck? I'm supposed to say that to you" and smacked him again. Then I made out with some boy who I knew, but can't even remember the identity of now. And then I watched a tugboat crash into the side of a cruise ship. Oh, the symbolism. Too bad I have no fucking clue what it means. I really should be getting ready for work, instead of doing everything but. Who wants to go out tonight? Anybody? I'll pay for bus fare if you bring me some man-whores. And Sudaphed. OH MY GOD, I love horseradish. Forever 23, my ass - 01.25.06 P-Nutz - 01.20.06 My nose hurts - 01.16.06 And really bad eggs - 01.13.06 I ain't no Alex Trebek - 01.11.06 � |
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