Here's a little lesson for y'all.
So you're supposed to be writing a novel, right? And the shit just ain't coming. You're thinking and thinking and knowing the whole time that you aren't supposed to be thinking, just writing, but that doesn't help.
Then you decide, hey! Caffiene! And alcohol!
Here's the important part, so pay attention.
Gin and orange soda? Yes.
Gin and Coke? No.
Gin and coffee? No, no, what the fuck were you thinking? NO.
That out grosses the gin and lime Gatorade fiasco of last year.
For the record, by the way, I am not drunk. I am just sampling for future's sake.
Anyway, hooray for procrastination! Here's something I ganked from Tori.
I decided to use Nirvana lyrics cuz, well, I can think of the most Nirvana lyrics off the top of my head. And then I cheated and used some Bright Eyes. Cuz I can.
1. Are you male or female?
Never met a wise man
Nirvana- Territorial Pissings
2. Describe yourself:
I'm a negative creep.
Nirvana- Negative Creep
3. How do your friends feel about you?
I wish I were like you
Nirvana- All Apologies
4. How do you feel about yourself?
Teenage angst has paid off well
Nirvana- Serve the Servants
5. Describe your girlfriend/boyfriend:
Nirvana- Lounge Act
6. What would you rather be doing?
I'll meet my friends at our favorite bar
Bright Eyes- I Don't Know When But A Day's Gonna Come
7. Describe where you live:
Because the truth is that gossip is as good as gospel in this town
Bright Eyes- Make War
8. Describe how you love:
So I'm pouring some whiskey
Bright Eyes- It's Cool, We Can Still Be Friends
9. Share a few words of wisdom:
But everybody knows it's all about the things that get stuck inside of your head...
Bright Eyes- Sunrise, Sunset
And with that happy note, goodnight.
Forever 23, my ass - 01.25.06
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