Second entry is twenty-four hours.

So Conan last night with Ice-T? Best. Shit. Ever.

Oh, lordy. There were ten whole minutes where Ice-T talked about midgets and he did a little dance and he had on glasses and, and, and...he was in a porno. Called Frankenpenis. FRANKENPENIS.

There is no Ice-T action, but he does have a small speaking part with Ron Jeremy. Which is good, because seeing Ice-T in all his glory would probably upset me. In a bad way. It's hard to have a crush on a complete stranger after you've seen them getting it on. Or maybe that's just me. But, still....

FRANKENPENIS.

There is a god.

And because of the wonderfulness of last night's show and the overall coolness of the OG and her comment in my guestbook, I give you The Official Ice-T Diaryring.

That is all.

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