I have absolutely nothing of any relevance to write.

Shocking, huh?

Last night, try as I may, I could not fall asleep. The Johnny Cash Rat was busy doing god knows what under my desk, and I kept hearing footsteps outside my window. Most of the time, I can just brush off any sinister noises as hallucinations, but then my dogs started barking and growling.

Hmm.

Unfortunately, I was more annoyed than frightened (have I already written about my stupidity when it comes to defending my home?) and I ended up dragging my blanket into the living room to sleep on the recliner.

Well, actually I spent another hour or so thinking about various recipes for making fake blood, vomit, and snot before finally dozing off.

I know a lot of recipes for fake body fluids, let me tell you.

I wonder if this is a desirable quality in the job market nowadays?

I wonder if this is a desirable quality to have at all?

Something tells me 'no'.

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