bitch on! - 10.18.01 - 7:21 pm
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5 Things That Made Me Cry Today

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This Had Better Be Fucking PMS

1)Today's episode of Recess. You know, that Disney cartoon about a bunch of kids at recess? Today's topic was Speedy the Hamster dying and the kids having a funeral for him.

2)The fact that I really want a raspberry-filled donut from any place *but* Dunkin' Donuts, and I'm too shy to ask for one.

3)I ate all my dad's olives. I am a horrible, horrible daughter.

4)'Leaving on a Jet Plane' by Peter, Paul and Mary

5)My life is pointless, I am boring, I am doomed to a meaningless and lonely life blah blah fucking blah.

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