Fuck you, Dawson's Creek.

Fuck you in the nose w/a ten foot pole made out of a smelly alloy.

Why must I watch you every. fucking. week? Why do my friends know to come to me when they want to know what's happening on the show? I know they're humoring me when they ask 'So, what happened last week?' Fucking bastards.

If you make my boyfriend into a jerk who is only after Jen's ass, I will kick *your* ass.

Speaking of asses, thank you for the shot of Pacey bending over in khakis. Really.

And fuck you in advance for the puke-fest that will grace my screen once Joey and Dawson finally get it on. Soulmate sex on the WB...ugh. Ugh squared.

Man, I hope Mitch is OK. I missed the previews for next week.

Edited to say: Fuck you for killing off Mitch, man. And w/ice cream! No! You do not kill the Flash w/fucking ice cream.

I also wanted to add that I got a blister tonight from opening beer bottles.

That should tell you something about the show

Ice cream! Geez.

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