Maturity is Overrated - 04.03.02 - 11:30 pm
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Anyhoo, to completely change the present tone of this diary:

Top 5 Questionable Things that Never Fail to Make Me Laugh

1) The Nacho Cheese Joke. "What do you call cheese that belongs to someone else? NACHO CHEESE." Hee hee. This joke could also go on the list Top 10 Reasons Why I'm Going to Hell. But that's for another day.

2) In Desperate Living, during a few scenes, there's a nekkid man on a pogo stick in the background. He's just jumping around all happy-like. Boinga-boinga. Cracks my shit up just thinking about it.

3) The numbers 69 and 420. 420 spilled over from my herbal days and 69, well, I can't explain that one. It may have something to do w/the hours and hours I was forced to play Bingo at my summer camp. It would storm every day and every day we would have to gather the kids up in the mess hall to play Bingo. I love Bingo, but, dude, there is too much of a good thing. Anyway, we started coming up w/Pervert Bingo (it would take a long time to explain and I don't really think you want to know). The Magic Number was, you guessed it, O 69. God, how happy that number made us. (Aside to Mr. Noodles- Never fear, dear, your guestbook observation made me giggle).

4) Baw-chicka-baw-baw. Porno music. Said after a seemingly innocent comment like "I'm going to the grocery store." This will make anything sound cool and scandalous. Try it.

5) Butts. More specifically, the flashing of butts. One of my best friends once mooned Rod Stewart. He still hasn't shut up about it, five years later, but I don't care. Heh, butts.

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