Wacky Wednesday - 05.23.02 - 12:32 am
Look!

Hi. It's me, again. It didn't seem right to have one entry containing this and then my ramblings about work tonight.

So here's entry number two.

Tonight was Wacky Wednesday and, lord, was it wacktacular. I think I'm really going to like working Wednesdays.

Ten minutes into my shift, I got my first solicitation. I feel so...OK, I was going to write 'welcomed' but that's not it. How about 'skeezed'? Anyhoo, this middleaged man came in and I smiled at him, as is customary for clerks greeting patrons. About two minutes later, he's at the check-out counter, giggling.

And I don't mean manly giggles. I'm talking full-blown middle-school girls' slumber party giggles. Yeah. The conversation went like this:

Dude: You have a lot of rings. Tee hee.
Molly: Yes, I do. Is there anything I can help you with?
Dude: Are you married? Tee hee.
Molly: No.
Dude: Can I have your phone number? Tee hee.
Molly: No. Sir, do you need any help?
Dude: I need your phone number. Tee hee. Can I have it? Tee hee.
Molly: I'm sorry, sir, but no.
Dude: Oh. Do you have a boyfriend? Tee hee.
Molly: Yes.
Dude: Oh, OK. (walks away giggling)

I do have to admit, though, he gets props for giving up once he found out I had a boyfriend. And, shut up. I do have a boyfriend. He just doesn't know it, yet.

Which leads me to...the boy mentioned in this entry came back. Yes, yes, he did. And he said hello to me. Not just hi, but hello. Dudes, start planning the wedding.

And, finally.

I met Reverend Porno. He's as fucking weird as I was expecting. That doesn't happen very much. I have high standards, you know.

He told me that I have a good sense of humor.

Damn straight, Bubba. I'm talking to you while ignoring the half-nekkid chick Scotch taped to your notebook, aren't I? And, yes, I can see it. Please lower the notebook from your chin.

The consensus is that he's a harmless pervert. If that's not an oxymoron, I don't know what is.

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