So I'm thisclose to being done with my Christmas shopping. All I need is one case of Schlitz to go with the way fucking cool "Schlitzerland" beer tray (circa 1952) I got for Best Friend and I don't have to shop again until December 23rd of next year. Fuck this "getting your shopping done early" business. I just can't function with that much efficiency. It chafes.
I had the worst time with my little brother, though. I know nothing about him in terms of things I can buy that he will like. And since I can't exactly purchase anarchy or evil, I ended up with oatmeal cream pies, Goldfish and Bicardi 151. And you know what? He will fucking love it.
Christmas? What? Fuck this jazz.
Forever 23, my ass - 01.25.06
P-Nutz - 01.20.06
My nose hurts - 01.16.06
And really bad eggs - 01.13.06
I ain't no Alex Trebek - 01.11.06