Beach at Night - 10.03.02 - 1:55 am
Look!

Another sign that it is October: It takes ten minutes to light a cigarette because no matter which way you turn, the wind is blowing out your flame.

May and I went down to the beach tonight for a little loitering. This particular beach is one that I avoid in the daytime because it is all sugar sand and tourists, but at night, it is awesome. Yes, it is still sugar sand and tourists, but it's dark so you can't really see it.

We sat on these cement pier block things that aren't even connected to the pier, but I don't know what else to call them so 'cement pier block things' will have to do, and watched the stars. I'm kicking myself for never thinking about going to this beach for meteor showers, because the view is wonderful. It looked like someone had scattered salt or cocaine across the sky.

I really do love the beach at night.

May and I almost witnessed our very own live action porno, too. This couple was totally making out by the Giant Pile of Sand and you so knew they wanted to get it on right then. May and I were like "Oooo, we know what you're going to doooo. You're gonna go home and have seeeeex." It was funny. Because we're ten. And total pervs.

And now I must sleep. Because if I am not up by 8, the duck will liberate himself from his bedtime pen and shit on the floor right outside my door as revenge for not letting him outside sooner. I should tell Howie that being passive-aggressive is so passe. God.

Psst...HAPPY BIRTHDAY, JULIE!!!

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