Me! Me! Me! - 04.15.03 - 12:39 am
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Some Random Number of Facts About Me

- I have 17 scars that were not self-inflicted.

- I have no idea what my natural hair color would be if I laid off the dye and the sun.

- The first time I kissed Jerkface, "I Hate Myself and I Want to Die" by Nirvana was playing.

- I am way too amused by this fact.

- I have been a vegetarian for over half my life.

- Certain songs always happen to be playing during certain times. Top 2? Tool- H and Nine Inch Nails- Head Like a Hole.

- I don't like seeing a band more than once if the first show was good. I don't want to risk tainting my image of that band. You can thank the Donnas for that. Exception to the rule- Bruce fucking Springsteen.

- Not one ex-boyfriend has escaped incarceration of some kind.

- Again. Way too amused by that fact.

- Red wine gives me migraines.

- But I still drink it.

- Because it's C-L-A-S-S-Y.

- The only time I can flirt is if I know, for sure, that I look like shit.

- Being in a loud car as it accelerates is one of the best feelings in the world.

- I want to be immortal and invisible. I am honestly that curious about the path humanity is taking.

- I used to wish that I could read minds, but then I realized it would be like listening to the Super Mario Brothers theme for the rest of my life.

- I joke about killing myself too much.

- I've never been west of the Mississippi.

- Wearing mascara is a surefire way to prevent crying.

- I need to buy some more mascara.

- It's been almost a year and yet I still like my job.

- When I was 5, I made my own porn magazine. I drew all the pictures and even added captions. Granted, the captions just consisted of a bunch of squiggles, but even then I knew who the hell pays attention to the words, anyway? When my mom found it, she laughed at me.

- When I was 3, I ate all of my mom's birth control.

- I learned how to swim in the Atlantic off the coast of Florida. My parents took me to the beach, tossed me in and let that old survival instinct kick in.

- I am starting to believe that I am only attractive to creepy men.

- I really don't give a fuck.

- When I was a baby, the doctors said I was gearing up to be a genius.

- I sure proved them wrong, huh?

- Sometimes, I go somewhere and know my way around like I had lived there my whole life.

- I get upset if I have to use a map.

- I can't understand why someone wouldn't believe in ghosts.

- I almost broke up with a boy because he said he didn't.

- I have this uncanny ability to find lost objects.

- You will never find a clear photograph of me on this webpage.

- I am somewhat obsessed with finding songs that mention girls with brown eyes.

- I am too good at finding parallels.

- I'm not sure if I've ever been in love, which probably means I haven't.

- I would bet a rather impressive sum of money that no one has ever been in love with me.

- I wish I could get paid to yell.

- I think I would be very good at creating perfumes.

- I really wish I would start living the "live as if you'll die tomorrow" mentality.

- To me, regret is worse than rejection.

- I have to remind myself of that sometimes.

- I'm always thinking about things in terms of how good of a story it would make.

- I've mooned more people than I've kissed.

- The last book I read was Jitterbug Perfume by Tom Robbins and everyone should stop reading my stupid bullshit and go get a copy of that book.

- I'm not kidding.

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