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Look! - I have 17 scars that were not self-inflicted. - I have no idea what my natural hair color would be if I laid off the dye and the sun. - The first time I kissed Jerkface, "I Hate Myself and I Want to Die" by Nirvana was playing. - I am way too amused by this fact. - I have been a vegetarian for over half my life. - Certain songs always happen to be playing during certain times. Top 2? Tool- H and Nine Inch Nails- Head Like a Hole. - I don't like seeing a band more than once if the first show was good. I don't want to risk tainting my image of that band. You can thank the Donnas for that. Exception to the rule- Bruce fucking Springsteen. - Not one ex-boyfriend has escaped incarceration of some kind. - Again. Way too amused by that fact. - Red wine gives me migraines. - But I still drink it. - Because it's C-L-A-S-S-Y. - The only time I can flirt is if I know, for sure, that I look like shit. - Being in a loud car as it accelerates is one of the best feelings in the world. - I want to be immortal and invisible. I am honestly that curious about the path humanity is taking. - I used to wish that I could read minds, but then I realized it would be like listening to the Super Mario Brothers theme for the rest of my life. - I joke about killing myself too much. - I've never been west of the Mississippi. - Wearing mascara is a surefire way to prevent crying. - I need to buy some more mascara. - It's been almost a year and yet I still like my job. - When I was 5, I made my own porn magazine. I drew all the pictures and even added captions. Granted, the captions just consisted of a bunch of squiggles, but even then I knew who the hell pays attention to the words, anyway? When my mom found it, she laughed at me. - When I was 3, I ate all of my mom's birth control. - I learned how to swim in the Atlantic off the coast of Florida. My parents took me to the beach, tossed me in and let that old survival instinct kick in. - I am starting to believe that I am only attractive to creepy men. - I really don't give a fuck. - When I was a baby, the doctors said I was gearing up to be a genius. - I sure proved them wrong, huh? - Sometimes, I go somewhere and know my way around like I had lived there my whole life. - I get upset if I have to use a map. - I can't understand why someone wouldn't believe in ghosts. - I almost broke up with a boy because he said he didn't. - I have this uncanny ability to find lost objects. - You will never find a clear photograph of me on this webpage. - I am somewhat obsessed with finding songs that mention girls with brown eyes. - I am too good at finding parallels. - I'm not sure if I've ever been in love, which probably means I haven't. - I would bet a rather impressive sum of money that no one has ever been in love with me. - I wish I could get paid to yell. - I think I would be very good at creating perfumes. - I really wish I would start living the "live as if you'll die tomorrow" mentality. - To me, regret is worse than rejection. - I have to remind myself of that sometimes. - I'm always thinking about things in terms of how good of a story it would make. - I've mooned more people than I've kissed. - The last book I read was Jitterbug Perfume by Tom Robbins and everyone should stop reading my stupid bullshit and go get a copy of that book. - I'm not kidding. Forever 23, my ass - 01.25.06 P-Nutz - 01.20.06 My nose hurts - 01.16.06 And really bad eggs - 01.13.06 I ain't no Alex Trebek - 01.11.06 � |
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