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Look! I have absolutely nothing of any relevance to write. Shocking, huh? Last night, try as I may, I could not fall asleep. The Johnny Cash Rat was busy doing god knows what under my desk, and I kept hearing footsteps outside my window. Most of the time, I can just brush off any sinister noises as hallucinations, but then my dogs started barking and growling. Hmm. Unfortunately, I was more annoyed than frightened (have I already written about my stupidity when it comes to defending my home?) and I ended up dragging my blanket into the living room to sleep on the recliner. Well, actually I spent another hour or so thinking about various recipes for making fake blood, vomit, and snot before finally dozing off. I know a lot of recipes for fake body fluids, let me tell you. I wonder if this is a desirable quality in the job market nowadays? I wonder if this is a desirable quality to have at all? Something tells me 'no'. Forever 23, my ass - 01.25.06 P-Nutz - 01.20.06 My nose hurts - 01.16.06 And really bad eggs - 01.13.06 I ain't no Alex Trebek - 01.11.06 � |
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