I do a lot of dumb things. I know I do a lot of dumb things, but I still try to explain them.
10 Half-Assed Justifications
1) "Yeah, I smoke, but I don't eat meat so that cancels it out."
2) "Yeah, I doubled, OK *tripled* the butter in the recipe, but I don't eat meat so that cancels it out."
3) "'I want you to want me' was playing while I was thinking of him, so that is why I got drunk at noon and called him to profess my love."
4) "It worked on Friends."
5) "It worked on The Simpsons."
6) "If I buy regular cigarettes, I'll cut down on the amount I smoke."
7) "Cuz Bruce Springsteen told me to."
8) "It's Christmas/Halloween/ my birthday/ Leap Day/ Australia Day/ etc., damnit."
9) "It's that time of the month and I'm gushing like a teenaged girl in love."
10) "He/she/it sucks. That's why."
Forever 23, my ass - 01.25.06
P-Nutz - 01.20.06
My nose hurts - 01.16.06
And really bad eggs - 01.13.06
I ain't no Alex Trebek - 01.11.06